Blair dumps cartloads of phones into Chesapeake in attempt to digitally detox
On October 26th, Blair’s SGA and Principal Renay Johnson announced their plan to host their first digital detox challenge. Its goal was...
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Justin Rosentover
Nov 14, 2023
New study shows dangerous chemical oxidane is also a psychoactive drug
In a brand new study published this week, scientists at the University of McMurdo announced that they have discovered psychoactive...
Ezra Zibel and Justin Rosentover
Nov 14, 2023
In an effort to eliminate opportunity gap, MCPS bans teaching of inequalities
ROCKVILLE, MD - In a shocking move this Monday, the Montgomery County Public Schools Board of Education entirely eliminated teaching any...
Ezra Zibel
Nov 2, 2023
Crude Oil Refinery Beneath Blair Destroyed by Eco-terrorists
SILVER SPRING, MD — In what has been called a “massive loss” for Montgomery Blair High School, eco-terrorists from the school’s Green...
Ella Wu
Oct 27, 2023
Bugged Python code leads to freshman being possessed by ghost
On Friday, October 13th, in an eighth-period freshman computer science class, a bugged Python file led to Nikhil Bhatt being possessed by...
Jeffery Ji
Oct 26, 2023
New Isotope of Lead Discovered in 2nd-Floor Water Fountain
On October 24, 2023, inspectors from the MCPS Department of Maintenance and Operations discovered a formerly unknown naturally occurring...
Justin Rosentover
Oct 25, 2023
House Republicans kidnap an elephant from the National Zoo to be House Speaker
Yesterday, the National Zoo announced that it would be pressing charges against the House Republican Caucus, which facilitated the...
Justin Rosentover
Oct 23, 2023
Bomb Threat 3, Explosive Boogalee?
The third bomb threat at MBHS.
Justin Rosentover
Oct 16, 2023
Bomb Threat 2, Explosive Boogaloo? Magnet students become immortal tax evaders after 9 Pd. canceled.
After 9th period was cancelled due to a possible bomb threat, the old saying "Death, taxes and 9th Period" was proven false. Since 9th...
Justin Rosentover
Oct 13, 2023
2023 Bomb Threat Festival Begins
At approximately 6:55 this morning, students woke up to a familiar sound, the trumpets that mark the beginning of the annual bomb threat...
Ezra Zibel
Oct 7, 2023
Opinion: The Purple Line is the Apotheosis of School Transportation
In a sweeping new plan unveiled this Thursday, Montgomery Blair High School plans to replace all of its antiquated school buses with state
Yongle Xin
Sep 29, 2023
Formula One to hold “Silver Spring Grand Prix” running through Blair
La Fédération Internationale de l'Automobile (FIA) President Mohammed Ben Sulayem and Montgomery County Executive Marc Elrich announced...
Justin Rosentover
Sep 28, 2023
MCPS Proposes New Student “Elimination” Policy to End Truancy Crisis
The MCPS Committee of Research and Analysis for Controlling Kids (CRACK) proposed a radical new solution to the ever growing absenteeism...
Justin Rosentover
Sep 6, 2023
Major holdups on University Boulevard blamed on portables installed in the middle of the street
The Montgomery County Department of Transportation was hammered by complaints last week after Montgomery Blair installed portables on...
Justin Rosentover
Jun 6, 2023
MoCo Democrat claims elections rigged after only getting 98% of Vote
After local Montgomery County election results were announced last Tuesday, the Democratic candidate for County Council, Daisy Biggerson...
Justin Rosentover
Jun 6, 2023
Asteroid Hits School, Administration Maintains Closed Lunch
An emergency started yesterday when it became apparent that asteroid CP-922 was on course to hit Blair during lunch. Students requested...
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