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Blair Chipotle closes down - UN declares cultural Emergency
The day is December 15, 2023. As students flood out after the 12:00 bell, they expect to follow a familiar routine. They will do as...
Jeffery Ji
Jan 3, 2024

How a seemingly widespread cult took over every radio station in America
Over the last 20 years, a silent, increasingly powerful cult has commandeered radio stations across the nation for their own nefarious...
Justin Rosentover
Dec 25, 2023

Bowls of Blair unite following the end of The Great Bowl War
Following the conclusion of the “Bowl War”, (Welt-Bol-Krieg) a high-level military conflict between the History Bowl, Science Bowl, and...
Ivan Zhang
Dec 20, 2023


The Secrets of the Universe Revealed
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Silver Splinter Staff
Dec 7, 2023

Blair dumps cartloads of phones into Chesapeake in attempt to digitally detox
On October 26th, Blair’s SGA and Principal Renay Johnson announced their plan to host their first digital detox challenge. Its goal was...
Ella Wu
Nov 30, 2023

New study shows dangerous chemical oxidane is also a psychoactive drug
In a brand new study published this week, scientists at the University of McMurdo announced that they have discovered psychoactive...
Justin Rosentover
Nov 14, 2023

In an effort to eliminate opportunity gap, MCPS bans teaching of inequalities
ROCKVILLE, MD - In a shocking move this Monday, the Montgomery County Public Schools Board of Education entirely eliminated teaching any...
Ezra Zibel and Justin Rosentover
Nov 14, 2023


Crude Oil Refinery Beneath Blair Destroyed by Eco-terrorists
SILVER SPRING, MD — In what has been called a “massive loss” for Montgomery Blair High School, eco-terrorists from the school’s Green...
Ezra Zibel
Nov 2, 2023


Bugged Python code leads to freshman being possessed by ghost
On Friday, October 13th, in an eighth-period freshman computer science class, a bugged Python file led to Nikhil Bhatt being possessed by...
Ella Wu
Oct 27, 2023

New Isotope of Lead Discovered in 2nd-Floor Water Fountain
On October 24, 2023, inspectors from the MCPS Department of Maintenance and Operations discovered a formerly unknown naturally occurring...
Jeffery Ji
Oct 26, 2023


House Republicans kidnap an elephant from the National Zoo to be House Speaker
Yesterday, the National Zoo announced that it would be pressing charges against the House Republican Caucus, which facilitated the...
Justin Rosentover
Oct 25, 2023


Bomb Threat 3, Explosive Boogalee?
The third bomb threat at MBHS.
Justin Rosentover
Oct 23, 2023


Bomb Threat 2, Explosive Boogaloo? Magnet students become immortal tax evaders after 9 Pd. canceled.
After 9th period was cancelled due to a possible bomb threat, the old saying "Death, taxes and 9th Period" was proven false. Since 9th...
Justin Rosentover
Oct 16, 2023


2023 Bomb Threat Festival Begins
At approximately 6:55 this morning, students woke up to a familiar sound, the trumpets that mark the beginning of the annual bomb threat...
Justin Rosentover
Oct 13, 2023

Opinion: The Purple Line is the Apotheosis of School Transportation
In a sweeping new plan unveiled this Thursday, Montgomery Blair High School plans to replace all of its antiquated school buses with state
Ezra Zibel
Oct 7, 2023


Formula One to hold “Silver Spring Grand Prix” running through Blair
La Fédération Internationale de l'Automobile (FIA) President Mohammed Ben Sulayem and Montgomery County Executive Marc Elrich announced...
Yongle Xin
Sep 29, 2023
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