The dwindling amount of snow days has prompted students to create their own. Cole Enstocking, the mastermind of the scheme, invited...

The day is December 15, 2023. As students flood out after the 12:00 bell, they expect to follow a familiar routine. They will do as...

Over the last 20 years, a silent, increasingly powerful cult has commandeered radio stations across the nation for their own nefarious...

Following the conclusion of the “Bowl War”, (Welt-Bol-Krieg) a high-level military conflict between the History Bowl, Science Bowl, and...

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On October 26th, Blair’s SGA and Principal Renay Johnson announced their plan to host their first digital detox challenge. Its goal was...

In a brand new study published this week, scientists at the University of McMurdo announced that they have discovered psychoactive...

ROCKVILLE, MD - In a shocking move this Monday, the Montgomery County Public Schools Board of Education entirely eliminated teaching any...

SILVER SPRING, MD — In what has been called a “massive loss” for Montgomery Blair High School, eco-terrorists from the school’s Green...

On Friday, October 13th, in an eighth-period freshman computer science class, a bugged Python file led to Nikhil Bhatt being possessed by...

On October 24, 2023, inspectors from the MCPS Department of Maintenance and Operations discovered a formerly unknown naturally occurring...

Yesterday, the National Zoo announced that it would be pressing charges against the House Republican Caucus, which facilitated the...

The third bomb threat at MBHS.

After 9th period was cancelled due to a possible bomb threat, the old saying "Death, taxes and 9th Period" was proven false. Since 9th...

At approximately 6:55 this morning, students woke up to a familiar sound, the trumpets that mark the beginning of the annual bomb threat...

In a sweeping new plan unveiled this Thursday, Montgomery Blair High School plans to replace all of its antiquated school buses with state