Founder and Glorious Leader of the Silver Splinter since 2023

Our distinguished sponsor and the funniest teacher at Montgomery Blair. Although that isn't a high bar.

Semi-Founder and critic who has decided to bless us with his words. Well only once and it wasn't much of a blessing but still.

Graphics person who made our logo and complains about our poor graphic design even though she is the head of it.

Specializes in sports, specifically Formula One. Wait actually only Formula One. Honestly he can't talk about anything else, please shut up about it.

Also known as "the Zibbler," he is an opinion writer who is very enthusiastic about the Purple Line, like VERY enthusiastic.

An old man trapped in the body of a 15-year-old. 

The best young writer, the future of our club, a truly great future leader... oh wait, they're not here anymore.

Our in-house Cartoonist, covering all your totally real news in picture form.