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Nathaniel Bingenheimer
Sep 23
Montgomery Blair Introduces Swarm of AI Drones as Part of School Improvement Program
In the latest of a slurry of new policies which began with mandatory IDs being worn at all times, Montgomery Blair High School has just...
Justin Rosentover
Sep 4
An open letter to the Unsubscribe Button
Justin complains about the misery of the Unsubscribe button.
Silver Splinter Staff
Aug 29
Welcome Back to the Silver Splinter
Welcome to another year of Silver Splinterdom
Justin Rosentover
Jul 23
Jimmy Carter to Replace Biden for President
CHICAGO - After Joe Biden’s not-so-surprising Sunday announcement that he will not be running for President, the question of who the...
Justin Rosentover
May 1
New Patent for Magnet Boots to “Hold Australians On”
School officials announced on Tuesday that a new patent has been developed by a group of magnet teachers for a set...
Justin Rosentover
Apr 25
Interview: The founder of the "Looks Good on my College Resume Club" talks about their journey
Archibald Sprinkle, the founder and Austere Leader of the Looks Good on my College Resume Club was interviewed by the Silver Splinter...
Justin Rosentover
Apr 11
Biden and Charles III's Croquet Night Interuptted by Simultaneous Cancer Outbreak
Ha ha ha ha, who get's gout?
Justin Rosentover
Mar 7
New Pixar Movie Features Child Labor
In an announcement last Tuesday, Pixar revealed their newest project: Quick: A Child Labor Story.
Justin Rosentover
Feb 22
Why Cars 2 is objectively the best, and the most American, movie ever made.
On a hot summer day in 2011, not much was going on for the American youth. Osama Bin Laden was still on the loose, South Sudan was...
Justin Rosentover
Jan 23
Opinion: Blimps are the Apotheosis of Transportation
Imagine yourself sitting at Montgomery Blair High School, enjoying a frigid breeze on a trash strewn football field, sitting with a nice...
Ivan Zhang
Jan 18
Millions of Students Pour Ice Cubes on Road, Schools Closed
The dwindling amount of snow days has prompted students to create their own. Cole Enstocking, the mastermind of the scheme, invited...
Jeffery Ji
Jan 3
Blair Chipotle closes down - UN declares cultural Emergency
The day is December 15, 2023. As students flood out after the 12:00 bell, they expect to follow a familiar routine. They will do as...
Justin Rosentover
Dec 25, 2023
How a seemingly widespread cult took over every radio station in America
Over the last 20 years, a silent, increasingly powerful cult has commandeered radio stations across the nation for their own nefarious...
Ivan Zhang
Dec 20, 2023
Bowls of Blair unite following the end of The Great Bowl War
Following the conclusion of the “Bowl War”, (Welt-Bol-Krieg) a high-level military conflict between the History Bowl, Science Bowl, and...
Silver Splinter Staff
Dec 7, 2023
The Secrets of the Universe Revealed
Sorry, but you need Silver Splinter Platinum Diamond Gold+ to view this Article Attention Silver Splinter Reader - We regret to inform...
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