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Colm Konyndyk

Dec 13

Horoscope #1

Jamie Lozada-McBride

Nov 5

Coin Flip Day 2024

Election Day 2024? More like coin flip day 2024.

Montgomery Blair Introduces Swarm of AI Drones as Part of School Improvement Program

Nathaniel Bingenheimer

Sep 23

Montgomery Blair Introduces Swarm of AI Drones as Part of School Improvement Program

In the latest of a slurry of new policies which began with mandatory IDs being worn at all times, Montgomery Blair High School has just...

An open letter to the Unsubscribe Button

Justin Rosentover

Sep 4

An open letter to the Unsubscribe Button

Justin complains about the misery of the Unsubscribe button.

Silver Splinter Staff

Aug 29

Welcome Back to the Silver Splinter

Welcome to another year of Silver Splinterdom

Jimmy Carter to Replace Biden for President

Justin Rosentover

Jul 23

Jimmy Carter to Replace Biden for President

CHICAGO - After Joe Biden’s not-so-surprising Sunday announcement that he will not be running for President, the question of who the...

New Patent for Magnet Boots to “Hold Australians On”

Justin Rosentover

May 1

New Patent for Magnet Boots to “Hold Australians On”

School officials announced on Tuesday that a new patent has been developed by a group of magnet teachers for a set...

Interview: The founder of the "Looks Good on my College Resume Club" talks about their journey

Justin Rosentover

Apr 25

Interview: The founder of the "Looks Good on my College Resume Club" talks about their journey

Archibald Sprinkle, the founder and Austere Leader of the Looks Good on my College Resume Club was interviewed by the Silver Splinter...

Biden and Charles III's Croquet Night Interuptted by Simultaneous Cancer Outbreak

Justin Rosentover

Apr 11

Biden and Charles III's Croquet Night Interuptted by Simultaneous Cancer Outbreak

Ha ha ha ha, who get's gout?

Justin Rosentover

Mar 7

New Pixar Movie Features Child Labor

In an announcement last Tuesday, Pixar revealed their newest project: Quick: A Child Labor Story.

Why Cars 2 is objectively the best, and the most American, movie ever made.

Justin Rosentover

Feb 22

Why Cars 2 is objectively the best, and the most American, movie ever made.

On a hot summer day in 2011, not much was going on for the American youth. Osama Bin Laden was still on the loose, South Sudan was...

Opinion: Blimps are the Apotheosis of Transportation

Justin Rosentover

Jan 23

Opinion: Blimps are the Apotheosis of Transportation

Imagine yourself sitting at Montgomery Blair High School, enjoying a frigid breeze on a trash strewn football field, sitting with a nice...

Millions of Students Pour Ice Cubes on Road, Schools Closed

Ivan Zhang

Jan 18

Millions of Students Pour Ice Cubes on Road, Schools Closed

The dwindling amount of snow days has prompted students to create their own. Cole Enstocking, the mastermind of the scheme, invited...

Blair Chipotle closes down - UN declares cultural Emergency

Jeffery Ji

Jan 3

Blair Chipotle closes down - UN declares cultural Emergency

The day is December 15, 2023. As students flood out after the 12:00 bell, they expect to follow a familiar routine. They will do as...

How a seemingly widespread cult took over every radio station in America

Justin Rosentover

Dec 25, 2023

How a seemingly widespread cult took over every radio station in America

Over the last 20 years, a silent, increasingly powerful cult has commandeered radio stations across the nation for their own nefarious...

Bowls of Blair unite following the end of The Great Bowl War

Ivan Zhang

Dec 20, 2023

Bowls of Blair unite following the end of The Great Bowl War

Following the conclusion of the “Bowl War”, (Welt-Bol-Krieg) a high-level military conflict between the History Bowl, Science Bowl, and...

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