Horoscope #1

Election Day 2024? More like coin flip day 2024.

In the latest of a slurry of new policies which began with mandatory IDs being worn at all times, Montgomery Blair High School has just...

Justin complains about the misery of the Unsubscribe button.

Welcome to another year of Silver Splinterdom

CHICAGO - After Joe Biden’s not-so-surprising Sunday announcement that he will not be running for President, the question of who the...

School officials announced on Tuesday that a new patent has been developed by a group of magnet teachers for a set...

Archibald Sprinkle, the founder and Austere Leader of the Looks Good on my College Resume Club was interviewed by the Silver Splinter...

Ha ha ha ha, who get's gout?

In an announcement last Tuesday, Pixar revealed their newest project: Quick: A Child Labor Story.

On a hot summer day in 2011, not much was going on for the American youth. Osama Bin Laden was still on the loose, South Sudan was...

Imagine yourself sitting at Montgomery Blair High School, enjoying a frigid breeze on a trash strewn football field, sitting with a nice...

The dwindling amount of snow days has prompted students to create their own. Cole Enstocking, the mastermind of the scheme, invited...

The day is December 15, 2023. As students flood out after the 12:00 bell, they expect to follow a familiar routine. They will do as...

Over the last 20 years, a silent, increasingly powerful cult has commandeered radio stations across the nation for their own nefarious...