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The Laws of Commitees
Justin's three laws
Justin Rosentover
Mar 6


A List of MCPS Moments of Joy
“ While this reversal of our decision may cause some confusion, this is truly an MCPS Moment of Joy , as we look forward to returning to...
Justin Rosentover
Jan 23

Horoscope #1
Horoscope #1
Colm Konyndyk
Dec 13, 2024


Coin Flip Day 2024
Election Day 2024? More like coin flip day 2024.
Jamie Lozada-McBride
Nov 5, 2024

Montgomery Blair Introduces Swarm of AI Drones as Part of School Improvement Program
In the latest of a slurry of new policies which began with mandatory IDs being worn at all times, Montgomery Blair High School has just...
Nathaniel Bingenheimer
Sep 23, 2024

An open letter to the Unsubscribe Button
Justin complains about the misery of the Unsubscribe button.
Justin Rosentover
Sep 4, 2024


Welcome Back to the Silver Splinter
Welcome to another year of Silver Splinterdom
Silver Splinter Staff
Aug 29, 2024


Jimmy Carter to Replace Biden for President
CHICAGO - After Joe Biden’s not-so-surprising Sunday announcement that he will not be running for President, the question of who the...
Justin Rosentover
Jul 24, 2024


New Patent for Magnet Boots to “Hold Australians On”
School officials announced on Tuesday that a new patent has been developed by a group of magnet teachers for a set...
Justin Rosentover
May 2, 2024


Interview: The founder of the "Looks Good on my College Resume Club" talks about their journey
Archibald Sprinkle, the founder and Austere Leader of the Looks Good on my College Resume Club was interviewed by the Silver Splinter...
Justin Rosentover
Apr 25, 2024


Biden and Charles III's Croquet Night Interuptted by Simultaneous Cancer Outbreak
Ha ha ha ha, who get's gout?
Justin Rosentover
Apr 11, 2024


New Pixar Movie Features Child Labor
In an announcement last Tuesday, Pixar revealed their newest project: Quick: A Child Labor Story.
Justin Rosentover
Mar 7, 2024


Why Cars 2 is objectively the best, and the most American, movie ever made.
On a hot summer day in 2011, not much was going on for the American youth. Osama Bin Laden was still on the loose, South Sudan was...
Justin Rosentover
Feb 22, 2024

Opinion: Blimps are the Apotheosis of Transportation
Imagine yourself sitting at Montgomery Blair High School, enjoying a frigid breeze on a trash strewn football field, sitting with a nice...
Justin Rosentover
Jan 23, 2024

Millions of Students Pour Ice Cubes on Road, Schools Closed
The dwindling amount of snow days has prompted students to create their own. Cole Enstocking, the mastermind of the scheme, invited...
Ivan Zhang
Jan 18, 2024
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