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Jan 18, 2024

Millions of Students Pour Ice Cubes on Road, Schools Closed

The dwindling amount of snow days has prompted students to create their own. Cole Enstocking, the mastermind of the scheme, invited...

Jan 3, 2024

Blair Chipotle closes down - UN declares cultural Emergency

The day is December 15, 2023. As students flood out after the 12:00 bell, they expect to follow a familiar routine. They will do as...

Dec 20, 2023

Bowls of Blair unite following the end of The Great Bowl War

Following the conclusion of the “Bowl War”, (Welt-Bol-Krieg) a high-level military conflict between the History Bowl, Science Bowl, and...

Oct 27, 2023

Bugged Python code leads to freshman being possessed by ghost

On Friday, October 13th, in an eighth-period freshman computer science class, a bugged Python file led to Nikhil Bhatt being possessed by...

The Silver Splinter