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Ivan Zhang
Jan 18
Millions of Students Pour Ice Cubes on Road, Schools Closed
The dwindling amount of snow days has prompted students to create their own. Cole Enstocking, the mastermind of the scheme, invited...
Jeffery Ji
Jan 3
Blair Chipotle closes down - UN declares cultural Emergency
The day is December 15, 2023. As students flood out after the 12:00 bell, they expect to follow a familiar routine. They will do as...
Ivan Zhang
Dec 20, 2023
Bowls of Blair unite following the end of The Great Bowl War
Following the conclusion of the “Bowl War”, (Welt-Bol-Krieg) a high-level military conflict between the History Bowl, Science Bowl, and...
Ella Wu
Oct 27, 2023
Bugged Python code leads to freshman being possessed by ghost
On Friday, October 13th, in an eighth-period freshman computer science class, a bugged Python file led to Nikhil Bhatt being possessed by...
Jeffery Ji
Oct 26, 2023
New Isotope of Lead Discovered in 2nd-Floor Water Fountain
On October 24, 2023, inspectors from the MCPS Department of Maintenance and Operations discovered a formerly unknown naturally occurring...
Justin Rosentover
Oct 25, 2023
House Republicans kidnap an elephant from the National Zoo to be House Speaker
Yesterday, the National Zoo announced that it would be pressing charges against the House Republican Caucus, which facilitated the...
Justin Rosentover
Oct 23, 2023
Bomb Threat 3, Explosive Boogalee?
The third bomb threat at MBHS.
Justin Rosentover
Oct 16, 2023
Bomb Threat 2, Explosive Boogaloo? Magnet students become immortal tax evaders after 9 Pd. canceled.
After 9th period was cancelled due to a possible bomb threat, the old saying "Death, taxes and 9th Period" was proven false. Since 9th...
Justin Rosentover
Oct 13, 2023
2023 Bomb Threat Festival Begins
At approximately 6:55 this morning, students woke up to a familiar sound, the trumpets that mark the beginning of the annual bomb threat...
Ezra Zibel
Oct 7, 2023
Opinion: The Purple Line is the Apotheosis of School Transportation
In a sweeping new plan unveiled this Thursday, Montgomery Blair High School plans to replace all of its antiquated school buses with state
Yongle Xin
Sep 29, 2023
Formula One to hold “Silver Spring Grand Prix” running through Blair
La Fédération Internationale de l'Automobile (FIA) President Mohammed Ben Sulayem and Montgomery County Executive Marc Elrich announced...
Justin Rosentover
Sep 28, 2023
MCPS Proposes New Student “Elimination” Policy to End Truancy Crisis
The MCPS Committee of Research and Analysis for Controlling Kids (CRACK) proposed a radical new solution to the ever growing absenteeism...
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