Bomb Threat 2, Explosive Boogaloo? Magnet students become immortal tax evaders after 9 Pd. canceled.

After 9th period was cancelled due to a possible bomb threat, the old saying "Death, taxes and 9th Period" was proven false. Since 9th period's cancellation, some magnet students have proclaimed themselves immortal. One student, Yongle Xin said "I mean, I guess I am a god now. If 9th period can be cancelled then anything can happen." Another sophomore, Veena just asked us "You got any food?" Students were deported to Eastern Middle School, which one Jeffery Ji, an Eastern alumni, described as "a fate worse than death." Speculation abounds about the cause of these evacuations, first on Friday and then on Monday, but some students are sure of what happened. One student, Jonathan Mitchum told us "Mr. Schwartz told us that 9th period was only ever cancelled because of a bomb threat the day before the first threat. Besides, Mr. Lodal wasn't even here on Friday!" This magnet teacher conspiracy theory is common among students, but the only response that could be elicited from a teacher was a nebulous "I can neither confirm nor deny any allegations" from Mr. Lodal (Mr. Lodal is the sponsor of the Silver Splinter and can therefore do nothing wrong). Another common conspiracy theory revolves around Collegeboard, with many students saying that the bomb threats were used as a coverup for the PSAT mishap that occurred on Wednesday. As the bomb threat festival continues, it is unclear if a third event will occur. When asked for comment, only response we received from the festival planner was "One more story and the bomb will be under you." As this kind reader has requested we will update you as soon as we know more.