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Montgomery Blair Introduces Swarm of AI Drones as Part of School Improvement Program

Sep 23

Montgomery Blair Introduces Swarm of AI Drones as Part of School Improvement Program

In the latest of a slurry of new policies which began with mandatory IDs being worn at all times, Montgomery Blair High School has just...

New Patent for Magnet Boots to “Hold Australians On”

Justin Rosentover

May 1

New Patent for Magnet Boots to “Hold Australians On”

School officials announced on Tuesday that a new patent has been developed by a group of magnet teachers for a set...

Interview: The founder of the "Looks Good on my College Resume Club" talks about their journey

Justin Rosentover

Apr 25

Interview: The founder of the "Looks Good on my College Resume Club" talks about their journey

Archibald Sprinkle, the founder and Austere Leader of the Looks Good on my College Resume Club was interviewed by the Silver Splinter...

Millions of Students Pour Ice Cubes on Road, Schools Closed

Ivan Zhang

Jan 18

Millions of Students Pour Ice Cubes on Road, Schools Closed

The dwindling amount of snow days has prompted students to create their own. Cole Enstocking, the mastermind of the scheme, invited...

Blair dumps cartloads of phones into Chesapeake in attempt to digitally detox

Ella Wu

Nov 30, 2023

Blair dumps cartloads of phones into Chesapeake in attempt to digitally detox

On October 26th, Blair’s SGA and Principal Renay Johnson announced their plan to host their first digital detox challenge. Its goal was...

Crude Oil Refinery Beneath Blair Destroyed by Eco-terrorists

Ezra Zibel

Nov 2, 2023

Crude Oil Refinery Beneath Blair Destroyed by Eco-terrorists

SILVER SPRING, MD — In what has been called a “massive loss” for Montgomery Blair High School, eco-terrorists from the school’s Green...

Bugged Python code leads to freshman being possessed by ghost

Ella Wu

Oct 27, 2023

Bugged Python code leads to freshman being possessed by ghost

On Friday, October 13th, in an eighth-period freshman computer science class, a bugged Python file led to Nikhil Bhatt being possessed by...

New Isotope of Lead Discovered in 2nd-Floor Water Fountain

Jeffery Ji

Oct 26, 2023

New Isotope of Lead Discovered in 2nd-Floor Water Fountain

On October 24, 2023, inspectors from the MCPS Department of Maintenance and Operations discovered a formerly unknown naturally occurring...

Justin Rosentover

Oct 23, 2023

Bomb Threat 3, Explosive Boogalee?

The third bomb threat at MBHS.

Bomb Threat 2, Explosive Boogaloo? Magnet students become immortal tax evaders after 9 Pd. canceled.

Justin Rosentover

Oct 16, 2023

Bomb Threat 2, Explosive Boogaloo? Magnet students become immortal tax evaders after 9 Pd. canceled.

After 9th period was cancelled due to a possible bomb threat, the old saying "Death, taxes and 9th Period" was proven false. Since 9th...

Justin Rosentover

Oct 13, 2023

2023 Bomb Threat Festival Begins

At approximately 6:55 this morning, students woke up to a familiar sound, the trumpets that mark the beginning of the annual bomb threat...

Opinion: The Purple Line is the Apotheosis of School Transportation

Ezra Zibel

Oct 7, 2023

Opinion: The Purple Line is the Apotheosis of School Transportation

In a sweeping new plan unveiled this Thursday, Montgomery Blair High School plans to replace all of its antiquated school buses with state

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