Montgomery Blair Introduces Swarm of AI Drones as Part of School Improvement Program
In the latest of a slurry of new policies which began with mandatory IDs being worn at all times, Montgomery Blair High School has just...
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Justin Rosentover
May 1
New Patent for Magnet Boots to “Hold Australians On”
School officials announced on Tuesday that a new patent has been developed by a group of magnet teachers for a set...
Justin Rosentover
Apr 25
Interview: The founder of the "Looks Good on my College Resume Club" talks about their journey
Archibald Sprinkle, the founder and Austere Leader of the Looks Good on my College Resume Club was interviewed by the Silver Splinter...
Ivan Zhang
Jan 18
Millions of Students Pour Ice Cubes on Road, Schools Closed
The dwindling amount of snow days has prompted students to create their own. Cole Enstocking, the mastermind of the scheme, invited...
Ella Wu
Nov 30, 2023
Blair dumps cartloads of phones into Chesapeake in attempt to digitally detox
On October 26th, Blair’s SGA and Principal Renay Johnson announced their plan to host their first digital detox challenge. Its goal was...
Ezra Zibel
Nov 2, 2023
Crude Oil Refinery Beneath Blair Destroyed by Eco-terrorists
SILVER SPRING, MD — In what has been called a “massive loss” for Montgomery Blair High School, eco-terrorists from the school’s Green...
Ella Wu
Oct 27, 2023
Bugged Python code leads to freshman being possessed by ghost
On Friday, October 13th, in an eighth-period freshman computer science class, a bugged Python file led to Nikhil Bhatt being possessed by...
Jeffery Ji
Oct 26, 2023
New Isotope of Lead Discovered in 2nd-Floor Water Fountain
On October 24, 2023, inspectors from the MCPS Department of Maintenance and Operations discovered a formerly unknown naturally occurring...
Justin Rosentover
Oct 23, 2023
Bomb Threat 3, Explosive Boogalee?
The third bomb threat at MBHS.
Justin Rosentover
Oct 16, 2023
Bomb Threat 2, Explosive Boogaloo? Magnet students become immortal tax evaders after 9 Pd. canceled.
After 9th period was cancelled due to a possible bomb threat, the old saying "Death, taxes and 9th Period" was proven false. Since 9th...
Justin Rosentover
Oct 13, 2023
2023 Bomb Threat Festival Begins
At approximately 6:55 this morning, students woke up to a familiar sound, the trumpets that mark the beginning of the annual bomb threat...
Ezra Zibel
Oct 7, 2023
Opinion: The Purple Line is the Apotheosis of School Transportation
In a sweeping new plan unveiled this Thursday, Montgomery Blair High School plans to replace all of its antiquated school buses with state
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