Formula One to hold “Silver Spring Grand Prix” running through Blair
La Fédération Internationale de l'Automobile (FIA) President Mohammed Ben Sulayem and Montgomery County Executive Marc Elrich announced...
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Justin Rosentover
Sep 28, 2023
MCPS Proposes New Student “Elimination” Policy to End Truancy Crisis
The MCPS Committee of Research and Analysis for Controlling Kids (CRACK) proposed a radical new solution to the ever growing absenteeism...
Justin Rosentover
Sep 6, 2023
Major holdups on University Boulevard blamed on portables installed in the middle of the street
The Montgomery County Department of Transportation was hammered by complaints last week after Montgomery Blair installed portables on...
Justin Rosentover
Jun 6, 2023
Asteroid Hits School, Administration Maintains Closed Lunch
An emergency started yesterday when it became apparent that asteroid CP-922 was on course to hit Blair during lunch. Students requested...
Justin Rosentover
May 30, 2023
Infoflow Weather based off of Silver Spring Psychic causes consternation in Psychic Community
After an Infoflow leak last week, it has been determined that their weather program is not based on meteorological data from local...
Justin Rosentover
May 26, 2023
Senior Drunk on Power Declares Himself Emperor Norton II
Blair Senior Henry Merrill declared himself Emperor Norton II on Wednesday after he learned that there were only 42 days of school left...
Justin Rosentover
May 26, 2023
Soviet flag added to Blair Boulevard in an attempt to be “More inclusive”
Montgomery Blair administration announced Thursday that they intended to increase the number of flags on Blair Boulevard, 4 new flags...
Justin Rosentover
May 26, 2023
MCPS Forms New Committee to Create Acronyms for Other Committees
In a press release from the Superintendent this week, MCPS announced the formation of the new MCPS Acronyms and Synergetic Slogans...
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