Infoflow Weather based off of Silver Spring Psychic causes consternation in Psychic Community

After an Infoflow leak last week, it has been determined that their weather program is not based on meteorological data from local weather stations but rather on the Psychic of Silver Spring. The psychic, who claims their name is Wisteria Andromeda despite legal records speaking to the contrary, said that the Blair News Channel, also known as BNC, is “One of our best customers. They come back on a regular basis and never complain about incorrect predictions.” This has been quite a relief for Andromeda who says that the pandemic has hit her business hard. “I had to do online consultations, but it is much harder to connect with spirits over Zoom, they are always forgetting to unmute.” BNC has denied these allegations but it does explain the common inaccuracies and the lack of information provided. However BNC might not be a loyal customer for long, sources report that the weather program is debating switching to the nearby Silver Spring Clairvoyant. This did not phase Andromeda who said “All these fake psychics are just trying to scam people out of their money, those of us who are real know that eventually they will come back to us.” It is true, there are now more than 13 psychics, tarot card readers, seers, crystal gazers, and soothsayers in the Silver Spring Area. In total, there is one psychic per 6,230 people. Far greater than the national average. When asked for comment the Silver Spring Clairvoyant responded “A terrible fate awaits those who question the true seers.” The Silver Splinter reported this threat to the police but when they contacted Andromeda, she failed to respond. If you have any information as to her whereabouts please report it to (240) 309-2663.