Justin RosentoverSep 6, 2023Major holdups on University Boulevard blamed on portables installed in the middle of the streetThe Montgomery County Department of Transportation was hammered by complaints last week after Montgomery Blair installed portables on...
Justin RosentoverJun 6, 2023MoCo Democrat claims elections rigged after only getting 98% of VoteAfter local Montgomery County election results were announced last Tuesday, the Democratic candidate for County Council, Daisy Biggerson...
Justin RosentoverJun 6, 2023Asteroid Hits School, Administration Maintains Closed LunchAn emergency started yesterday when it became apparent that asteroid CP-922 was on course to hit Blair during lunch. Students requested...
Justin RosentoverMay 30, 2023Infoflow Weather based off of Silver Spring Psychic causes consternation in Psychic CommunityAfter an Infoflow leak last week, it has been determined that their weather program is not based on meteorological data from local...
Justin RosentoverMay 26, 2023Senior Drunk on Power Declares Himself Emperor Norton IIBlair Senior Henry Merrill declared himself Emperor Norton II on Wednesday after he learned that there were only 42 days of school left...
Justin RosentoverMay 26, 2023Soviet flag added to Blair Boulevard in an attempt to be “More inclusive”Montgomery Blair administration announced Thursday that they intended to increase the number of flags on Blair Boulevard, 4 new flags...
Justin RosentoverMay 26, 2023MCPS Forms New Committee to Create Acronyms for Other CommitteesIn a press release from the Superintendent this week, MCPS announced the formation of the new MCPS Acronyms and Synergetic Slogans...