Justin RosentoverMay 30, 2023Infoflow Weather based off of Silver Spring Psychic causes consternation in Psychic CommunityAfter an Infoflow leak last week, it has been determined that their weather program is not based on meteorological data from local...
Justin RosentoverMay 26, 2023Senior Drunk on Power Declares Himself Emperor Norton IIBlair Senior Henry Merrill declared himself Emperor Norton II on Wednesday after he learned that there were only 42 days of school left...
Justin RosentoverMay 26, 2023Soviet flag added to Blair Boulevard in an attempt to be “More inclusive”Montgomery Blair administration announced Thursday that they intended to increase the number of flags on Blair Boulevard, 4 new flags...
Justin RosentoverMay 26, 2023MCPS Forms New Committee to Create Acronyms for Other CommitteesIn a press release from the Superintendent this week, MCPS announced the formation of the new MCPS Acronyms and Synergetic Slogans...